Brought to You by "W"

"W"; Mom, I want to buy her?
Me; What? (As in, did I hear you correctly?)
"W"; I want to buy her. (pointing to his 8 year old playmate, Indy)
Me; She's not for sale, honey.
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"W"; I want to go show Grandma my chicken eggs.
Me; Grandma's not home.
"W"; Where is she?
Me; She went to the Dr. with Grandpa.
"W"; Oh, she' going to have a baby?
Me; No, let's hope not.
"W"; Oh, I was just kidding (dead serious, straight face)
We had this conversation twice.